USA - Please Read People's Profile Before Contacting Them

by Kevin
(Richmond, Ohio)

(ID: 08/08/23) Hi This Is A Filled Out & Detailed Profile, & So It's Not For People Who Are Just In A Hurry To View Someone's Pics & Then Rushing To Start Talkin. If You're Only Serious In HangOut/Penpal/Friends-Only Relationships,It's Best If Ya Stop Reading Here...I Really Need Someone Who's Sincere About A Long-Term Relationship & As Ya Scroll Down Down Down Yes Down Again :) You Will See I Pretty Well Know Myself & What I Need In Life!

Im just a blue-collar type guy searchin for my litle bit shy but very lonely farm/country-type girl who is/only will be straight. Non-trendy & probably best if 28-42yo. From slim-average & the weight issue is just a matter of if Im going to WILLINGLY respect myself & partner by keeping in pretty good shape,it's only fair my partner WILLINGLY respect herself & me as well. Not lookin for perfection as QUITE a few spitefuly motivated emails were hyping it up to be...I understand how its normal to gain couple/few extra lbs but as with most words, Im going by more of the actual meaning of the words couple/few & not how more n more people today twist our/their words to meet their own agendas/outcomes.

AS FOR ME
I'm 5' 9-10", 150lbs, & in fair recovery from a spinal cord injury that paralyzed my lower 1/2. Gained back approx 50% range of motion & only about 50% muscle mass. Never regained movement in my feet but still genuinely thankful for being able to walk with practical crutches. Stil use a wheelchair on daily basis but at times can do without it when transporting might become bothersome.I LOVE pushin my limits...mastered most steps but escelators are for another day since store security escorted me off 2nd floor with a kind but stern warning not to do it again grrr pout pout
As for humor, not the life of a party but not a complete stick in the mud...althou for the most part taking my work & recovery seriously,I sometimes like jokin around & bein goofy too...well like learnin very quickly when I dont wanna go where you're tryin to drag me off to, yep a good ol' monk cut pretty much means ya aint wanting to take me anywhere now huh(giggle giggle) but hey,at least I'll giv ya a 2nd chance...youre just gonna have to wrestle me for the trimmer(+ernie laugh too ;) Oh & love the word cool...yeah I'm 1 of them :) & if I didnt get to say it,well just wouldnt be cool now would it :)

HOBBIES
I dont like watchin sports anymore unless it would be like extreme sports. Mainly like puttin in a hard days work around the place.Electr&Mechanical work.Restorations: have a '68 Torino GT Fastback, '71 Cub Cadet IH, pinball machine, & jukebox. Now n then might hit a county fair, flea market/garage sale, have a fire in back yard, or amuse/freak ya out some by seeing if a trampoline can be used in a stunt u would love to send Amer.Funniest Vids lol
I even do large & detailed latch hook rugs...fills up time during winter months & youre in trouble if ya tell any1 ;o) Also like hangin around the house...MUST take long hot baths to relax my legs/back. Spooning/cuddling/massaging. Watch a movie now n then but most often has to be realistic...LOVED Saw 1-2 but not like friday 13th where the girl runs 15mph & jason walks 2mph but somehow always catches up :( hmmm maybe he just cuts a lot of corners huh :-\ I also dont waste time on shows like springer, soap operas, etc...not interested in those who lower their intelligence & dignity with shows/magazines that are mainly based on rumors, made up dirty laundry, faked/hyped up drama, etc when they could be making better worth of their time in a REAL world! I do love watchin shows like Science/Discov/History chan, Seinfeld, original CSI, Hells Kitchen, American Idol, JackAss, and such.

DISTANCE & MISC
Love the country life & lived it every since I was born & so it really wouldnt work out if u love the city( probably shouldnt be on this site if ya do ;o) & not willing to adapt to more of a country style living.

Please use consideration (Be Respectful Of Others By Thinking Ahead In Order To Prevent Problems Later On Down The Road) things like in a long term relationship, eventually some1 would need to relocate & so even b4 e-mailing people to get to know them, wouldnt every1 1st want to know if even theyre willing or not to eventually relocate for the right person? Hmmm is there anything in your profile about relocating :)
As 4 me, bad experiences my last 2 relocations & so I dont think would risk trying it again & I know for now it's A MUST THAT WE LIVE WITHIN 1-2 HOURS APART...my legs/back often hurt from long drives & so wouldnt be able to drive as far/often as other people :( bsides that I drive a 4x4 truck & when unloaded with no trailer, only gets about 12 hiway mpg but even if I got 30 mpg, why deny the facts of (now ladys listen up)even Dr Phill gave the FACTS/PROOF that only an XTREMELY Low % of long distance relationships will ever work out.

When Unsure About Distances U Can Try An Easy To Use MSN.com "Maps & Directions" Search Found On Their Home Pg. If youre actually serious, u will take the time to look it up. If I email you 1st, I will have looked it up b4 this so as not to waste your time.

MY FAV MUSIC
Oldies, most types of rock...love classic,80's,90's rock, some newer rock, some alternative, a Little Bit of country, & Shaggy is ok but sorry ABSOLUTELY NO rap, hip hop, death metal.

Sex
Why are people lookin for just sex...doesnt government screw u enouph every day already! I'm not looking for just sex. I need it within a Long-Term & maybe Leading-To-Marriage-One-Day Relationship (saying maybe cause marriage can SignificantlY reduce my benefits & yours too if u receive them), & whereby u will b sympathetic to my insecurities & inabilities but yet understand that where I lack in some areas, will b sure to make up for it in others...I can b 1 dedicated spunky monkey ;) So how about u...if youre partner/husband out of nowhere was paralyzed, would u b Willingly patient & Unconditionally dedicated to learn & try new things to meet their new conditions or would u cheat/leave him? & would if u wer disabled? Please understand that many paraplegics regain their ability to hav an erection/chubby/hard-on or whatever people...we're adults right...but where the hard-to-explain things comes in is where we have nerve damage & so things arent as defined or readily sensitive as b4, & since each person's results from an injury is often unique, experimentation is for finding those techniques that will rejuvenate & keep sensations moving.Sorry if this isnt proper info for u in the begining...it's just that Im tired of bringin up these issues later down the road just to find the same situations as prior ones,& so I'll b upfront so ya know from the begining & u can walk away now & no hard feelings here ok :) Pop.Quest: No,Dont get off on garbage like female tuchin female, or the whole blond thing & so I dont drool just cause I see one.

BARS/CLUBS, DRINKING,& MISC
Sorry...on a date or not, the bar scene is out of the question...with enouph past xperience, promise u will near ALWAYS find the largest known supply of liars! So if youre n2 clubing/bar scene,it wouldnt work out.I rarely drink anymore but if wanting me to drink with u from time to time, well that's a different story then :o) but as for if there is a 1st date,hard to say rite now since I dont kno enuf about ya yet...I mean mayb youre disabled too & would hav to discuss each others capabilities :o)

Religion
I'm looking for some1 who at least believes in God but if u agree with the gay life style, sorry but it wouldn't work btween us...we know God created us to have a 1 on 1 relationship btween a man & woman...there's no sense in gay men/woman to b saying their life style is natural but then have 2 rely on others to provide children to them.

Language Skills
I dont hav a perfect mouth but dont like omg'ing & u will never hear me say the god damns or jesus christs.

Friends/Family/Kids
My partner will come before my friends/family...well unless u want to come in 2nd!
Doesnt Want Children CAN also mean none of my own ;o)

Consideration
Im not here to mislead or play games with u & so this UNMISTAKINGLY means there's alredy BOUNTIFUL resources of Selfish & Ungrateful People,Procrastinators & Excuse Makers,Cheaters,Liars etc right around WHERE WE ALL live thus if this was what we needed, wouldn't need the internet 2 find mor people like that!

When e-mailing, please put the word "blue" (my favorite color :) In The Subject Line cause b4 even havin to open it (I Wont Open Emails Till I C Blue), shows me the 1's who had respect & integrity to genuinely read&learn about a person 1st & not just jumpin 2 contact them based on pics &/or just skimming a profile...that's been done so much alredy, but giv u my word (trust me...do my best 4 my actions to define my words) that my attraction to u will 1st b based on if believin we'll be compatible or havin potential/ability for making TRUE/LASTING changes from both sides so it can work.

I want to truly thank u 4 taking time 2 read a long profile (yeah I kno..an understatement ;) & if u think we wouldn't b compatible enuf so far 2 want to get to know me mor, no hard feelings here & wish ya the very best finding that special guy youre needing in life :)

P.S.
PLEASE UNDERSTAND IM NOT JUST GRIPING...I PUT LIKES/DISLIKES HERE SO IT'S UPFRONT & HONEST & ALSO SO IM NOT WASTING UR TIME BY U FINDING OUT LATER ON THE THINGS U PROBLY WOULD HAV APRECIATED KNOWING FROM THE VERY BEGINING & INSTED OF AFTER HAVIN EMAILED,IM,ETC EACH OTHER FOR DAYS/WEEKS/MONTHS.(2)If U Smoke Sum Weed, That Usually Doesnt Bother Me But Pil Adictions,Shovelin Powder Up Ur Nose,Etc will bother me!...in my Young 20's I Started Getting The Hell Away From A Lot Of LongTime Friends(3)Brady's just my middle name.(4)No Fellony(s)